For shits and gigs
1. Fat and in a public bathroom.
2. No, T-shirt & boxers
3. I just went to a movie and didn’t smoke pot tonight. Honest mom! Scouts Honor. (No Regrets!)
4. One time i dented a car and drove away. OOPS
5. Not really but i love rough sex
6. Forever. Alone.
7. Forever. Alone
8. Skydiving, drugs, Seeing my friends for the last time, firing a gun, and having 0 fucks to give
9. I looked at porn if you count that, but i mean who hasn’t now a days
10. Honesty, Humor, impulsiveness, mutual love of movies or tv shows, mutual hate of people, sex appeal
11. Although I’m sure everyone hates their body to an extent, that does not lessen the fact that sometimes i hate how i look in the nude
12. Jenny From The Block - J Lo, What U Doin? (Bullshittin) - Big Sean, Over (HYPERCRUSH Remix) - Drake,Drop It Low (Ft. Lil Wayne Remix) - Ester Dean Ft. Chris Brown, Too Fake - Big Sean, No Sleep - Wiz Khalifa, My Feelings for You - Avicii & Sebastian Drums, High Rise - Big Sean, Club Paradise - Drake, Slow Dancing In a Burning Room - John Mayer
14. ORAL SEX!
15. Porn Hub, Porn hub and more porn hub
16. Prolly like 8 or 9 times
17. Too stoned, can’t think of one. Maybe like now i guess
18. My parents having sex
19. Me reminiscing on how much i enjoyed shooting guns today
20. Dog, cats are for pussies
21. Nickelback, because they’re spawns from hell
22. Getting dumped because it was super fun the first time!!!! This time i’ll redo it with a sawed off shotgun
24. Yeah, what of it?
25. I have a chance with myself, yes