The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
My porn tumblr has more followers than i do,
and two of my current followers are gay porn blogs
Does it make me a psychopath if every time i see someone riding a bike, i fantasize shoving a stick through their spokes and watching them flip over their handlebars and writhe in agony?